Some have claimed that Nobody does nothing for this hobby. While I admit that Nobody prefers doing nothing around here, here is my

Plan of Action

1. Nobody will stub a toe.
2. Nobody will get blisters, chafing, and wedgies.
3. Nobody will feed the chiggers, ticks, mosquitos, black flies, no-see-ums, and leeches.
4. Nobody will turn an ankle, or two.
5. Nobody will find snakes, spiders, and other critters living in hidey-holes.
6. Nobody will get miserably lost.
7. Nobody will have car trouble.
8. Nobody will have unpleasant interactions with land managers, law enforcement, and "the man".
9. Nobody's containers will leak.
10. Nobody will forget to follow proper Hitch Hiker protocol.
11. Nobody will stab, gouge, slice, poke, prick, mangle and maim fingers and hands while trying to carve stamps.
12. Nobody will forget clues.
13. Nobody will lose stamps, compasses, flashlights, wallets, and keys.
14. Nobody's boxes will be eaten by dogs, raccoons, possums, badgers, bears, or hungry letterboxers.
15. Nobody's computer will overheat, get viruses, have bugs, and crash.
16. Nobody will get in trouble at work for long letterboxing lunches, printing clues, or posting on AQ.
17. Nobody will make self-referential statements in the third person.
18. Nobody will fall into the water carrying expensive electronic devices.
19. Nobody will be bored.
20. Nobody will ramble on and on pointlessly, about endless topics, that only relate very obtusely to letterboxing, using obscure yet perfect grammatically correct language...most of the time...maybe...

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Have you ever found yourself in one of these situations, and thought "Nobody should have to deal with this!" Well, now you can help! Tell us all how you got there. Share your experiences. Have other things you wish Nobody would do! Tell us! With your support and contributions, Nobody will have to endure these unnecessary tribulations!

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