After looking over the candidates, I have decided there is a lack of a true conservative. I feel I can fill this role, thus I am throwing my hat into the ring and ask that you nominate me to run for President of Letterboxing.

I have many excellent qualifications.

- I have a strong, vocal history in the letterboxing community, not afraid to voice my opinions on anything in a fair minded way.
- I have vast experience in hosting gatherings, even ones where there are no letterboxes to be found.
- I have been successful on many Mapsurfer hunts.
- I have met my future wife through letterboxing.
- I strive for excellence in boxing, focusing on traditional American boxing, fighting for truth, justice and the American way.
- I will work to make permission to plant easier to obtain, teaching public institutions the benefits of letterboxing.
- I always make use of the Shift key.
- I will drink AT LEAST FIVE beers a week while in the service of letterboxing.
- I am a Real Man of letterboxing, never sinking to boxing from home, even when tempted.
- I will not make as much fun of Boxing Buddies, though I will encourage letterboxers to find real people to box with.
- I will kiss all Letterboxing Babes and hug all the Broads, no matter how sassy they may be.

So I ask you to take a moment to drop Lock Wench a line and ask that I be nominated. Even if you do not totally agree with my platform, I ask that you allow the election process to do its work in totally embarrassing me.

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OrbitalMom questioned:
Hey! What's so wrong about boxing from home!!!!!

http://www.penncoasters.com/#082207

Be reminded that I often write with tongue firmly planted in cheek.