Read Thread: Could this be Ryan's Text for This Week's Sermon??
Could this be Ryan's Text for This Week's Sermon??
Board: Ryan's a Total Goober
Jul 16, 2008 10:22pm
- Thou shalt pack out all that thou dost pack in.
- Thou shalt leave no trace of thy passage behind thee.
- Thou shalt hide the box better than it was hidden when thou didst find it.
- Thou shalt clean litter from the trails as thou dost return to thy car.
- Thou shalt show respect for Private Property, No Tresspassing Signs, and the Anti-Letterboxing Policies of the National Park Service.
- Thou shalt poke in the hole with a stick first, that thy days may be long upon the land.
- Thou shalt always chain thy dog to preserve the flesh of thru-hikers.
- Thou shalt send thy Postals along in a timely manner.
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s magnifying light and number zero carving gouge.
- Thou shalt employ discretion and stealth at all times so as not to endanger helpless bits of carved rubber.
Romana
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Reply to: #253332 by Romana
Jul 16, 2008 10:26pm
I like number 8. lol.
Good sermon, Romana.
Okie Dog
Good sermon, Romana.
Okie Dog
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Reply to: #253332 by Romana
Jul 16, 2008 10:36pm
The Church of Atlas Quest is now officially open for business. Send me your deepest, darkest confessions, my children, and I will absolve you of all your evil sins. ;o)
-- Reverend Ryan
-- Reverend Ryan
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Reply to: #253337 by Green Tortuga
Jul 16, 2008 10:39pm
does this mean that we, and marjorie, and george jr, are all a part of your "flock"?
romana
romana
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Reply to: #253337 by Green Tortuga
Jul 16, 2008 10:39pm
Really???
Be careful what you ask for...
-wassamatta_u, who has some interesting confessions regarding a rubber chicken and a pulley
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Reply to: #253340 by wassamatta u
Jul 16, 2008 10:42pm
now this sounds like a good story, even if the chicken has been....martinized...
romana
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Reply to: #253334 by Okie Dog
Jul 18, 2008 9:31am
I remember reading an article a few years ago. It was by someone who was disgusted about how easy it was to become an ordained minister.
He got his cat ordained.
It was pretty funny. I wish I could remember where I'd seen it.
S~N~K
3!
He got his cat ordained.
It was pretty funny. I wish I could remember where I'd seen it.
S~N~K
3!
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Reply to: #254007 by Sits N Knits
Jul 18, 2008 10:00am
Well...
I've heard of dogs having social security numbers and being listed as a family member on health nsurance.
Zinni
I've heard of dogs having social security numbers and being listed as a family member on health nsurance.
Zinni
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Reply to: #253340 by wassamatta u
Jul 22, 2008 8:35am
Again, I ask, nay I beg...where's the "ick" button?!
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Reply to: #254007 by Sits N Knits
Mar 28, 2009 4:34pm
SNK:
Ok, wait...didn't Ryan get ordained a while back too?
pre
(not) ordained
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Reply to: #253337 by Green Tortuga
Apr 14, 2009 5:16pm
I recently arranged to attend a professional conference 50 miles from home, solely so I could snag two boxes placed in one of those limited hours, M-F 9-3 type sites.
Of course I had to cut out of the conference early to get there..in other words, I only worked about half the day, in order to go boxing.
Don't tell my boss, or the taxpayers who write my paycheck.
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Reply to: #369136 by JerseyTrailblazers
Apr 15, 2009 7:54pm
Unless thou wantest poison ivy and twigs in thy unmentionable places...
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Reply to: #369136 by JerseyTrailblazers
Apr 16, 2009 8:56am
I don't know, I can think of a few boxer's who might encourage this, although stumbling upon other finders could be a bit embarrassing. I am pretty sure I read a clue for a "... in the woods" box. As long as its not a drive by...
Sunny
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Reply to: #254027 by zinni
Aug 23, 2011 5:14am
my cousins dog...has a credit card...